Would you buy this?

"ncasolowork2" (ncasolowork2) 12/17/2013 at 12:26 • Filed to: None

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Yes this is ridiculous. Is my pitch funny? I'm going to sell my NFL fan loyalty on eBay. I'm a Lions fan. That should be all the explanation necessary.

If you're reading this your first reaction is probably that I'm either a moron or I'm insane. I would argue that both are accurate statements. This is because I am a Lions fan. And all Lions fans who admit to it publicly must either be morons or insane at this point, because who in their right mind is a Lions fan?

Your next reaction may be to the price. Again you're probably thinking I've got a few screws loose. Yes and right now Jim Schwartz is that screwdriver. I picked $500 because in order to buy my loyalty I need to be able to invest in my new team. This means getting some appropriate gear and attending a game next year. If I'm going to invest in them I'm going to do it all the way.

Requirement: If you're buying my loyalty to a particular team you A) Can't have an owner who is also your GM and B) Can't be a team based in a bankrupt city.

Will you reward me and turn me into a cheesehead? I would say will you punish me, but since I've eliminated the Cowboys and Lions it can't possibly get any worse. I'm 33 and the Lions have won exactly 1 playoff game since I was born. Help me escape from this hell.

Gamecat235 > ncasolowork2 12/17/2013 at 12:33

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Barry Sanders for life!

Matthew Stafford is the bomb!

Suh can get bent!

Hmmmm... Beat by a kicker... yep. Can't help you.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > ncasolowork2 12/17/2013 at 12:34

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Give you $500 to support another team? Not bloody likely...

ncasolowork2 > Gamecat235 12/17/2013 at 12:43

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Barry Sanders is the only the ONLY thing that has kept me from jumping ship.

Bad Idea Hat > ncasolowork2 12/17/2013 at 12:52

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Yeah, I hear you. Born in Pontiac, moved to Cincinnati when I was young. Been a Lions fan the whole time.

I wholeheartedly support you on this.